Follow Timmy as he's betrayed in love, travels internationally, has jewellery made from his flesh, and joins an underground vampire scene. He descends right into a darkish international of substances, abuse, and black marketplace trades long gone undesirable and he emerges at the different part of the darkness, surrounded via pals like Lucas - Argentina's knife-throwing expat, Noise - the most important pot connection in university, Scotty - inventor of biscuits and gravy, and Ann, the affection of his life.
The publication is a weblog of the everyman within all males craving to be greater than they're. Timmy is a consummate fool, and this is often his story.
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