By Gemma Townley
Married to the guy she loves—sweet, horny Max—Jessica Wild-Wainwright is blissfully chuffed . . . apart from one tiny little challenge: She by no means confessed to an (almost) tryst with Max’s greatest rival correct sooner than their marriage ceremony. Eaten up with guilt and dealing with down threats of publicity, Jessica makes a decision to offer Max what he in actual fact nonetheless lacks: the fitting spouse. With assistance from her associates, she is going to develop into ideal in each approach: doting, committed, domestic—everything Max merits.
However, the trail to perfection is fraught with peril, from culinary chaos to a boudoir catastrophe that places Max within the medical institution with a damaged leg and a lovely nurse (who is unquestionably excellent in each means that Jessica is not). while Jessica rallies to run Max’s company—and is met with overt hostility by means of an obsessive co-worker and via an auditor decided to discover everyone’s secrets and techniques, issues turn into decidedly below perfect. Toss in a semiretired Russian stripper became stay-at-home mother and unusual males staring at her condominium, and Jessica fears undertaking perfect spouse has backfired miserably. Can a not quite perfect spouse keep the day?
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An Ideal Wife: A Novel (Jessica Wild) by Gemma Townley