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As a one-armed dwarf who fainted from light-headedness at any time when horny strategies prompted blood to circulate his outsized member, David Ignatius Montgomery Parker did not have a lot going for him. yet what he did own although was once a striking propensity to impact these he got here into touch with in a manner that used to be, now and again, lifestyles altering - and in others, existence terminating!
Zelda, an growing older roughly ex-prostitute; Father James, a catholic priest with a trouble of religion; wanabee medical professional, Arnold Smith; Charlie Mason, a greasy, grasping evening membership proprietor with a typical rest room behavior; neighborhood gangster, Eddie Carter; television chat convey hosts Dick and Trudy; hulking man-child, daft Ernie and mature girls of the evening all come below the impression of the little Manchester United fan who is dream in lifestyles was once to turn into the world's first 5 foot tall one-armed specialist goalie (he heavily over-estimated his ultimate height).
AND IT WASN'T simply THE people! If in basic terms they can speak, Benji, the ratty Maltese terrier, Fred, the constipated python and Phoebe, the drugged up leopard will surely have anything to moan about!

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