By Joe Lycett
**THE fantastic & IRREVERENT DEBUT FROM AWARD-WINNING comic JOE LYCETT (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Taskmaster), NOW IN PAPERBACK**
'Joe is little short of hilarious' SARAH MILLICAN
'I Lycett, I Lycett much' HARRY HILL
'We have been snorting with laughter like a cheerful pig all through. plenty extra of a similar please Joe! 5*s' HEAT MAGAZINE
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Life is tough. we're a bombarded iteration: fb, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches tracking our sleep, apps that learn our pulse, terrorism. there is such an onslaught to the senses nowadays it is a wonder any folks be able to get off the bed. i like bed.
While we're beaten and stressed through the miasmic cloud of data, there are those who search to make the most: there are parking fines, hate Tweets, Nigerian e mail scams and xmas newsletters from old style associates approximately their gruesome childrens. And simply as we are getting around to doing anything approximately it, we are distracted again.
I, Joe Lycett, comic, wordsmith, complainer, am the following to aid. in the course of my brief lifetime of doing mostly not anything i have chanced on recommendations to a lot of life's difficulties, which I impart to you, pricey Reader. Containing a centurion of criticism letters to unsuspecting celebrities, businesses and a person courageous adequate to clog up my cell, in addition to illustrations, one-liners , jokes and lifestyles hacks, this little gem will give you a suite of tips and suggestion* for all demeanour of recent woe. by the point you may have entire studying this booklet you may have learnt how to:
- opposite a parking fine
- manage the tabloid press
- Navigate social media
- reply to hate mail
- Out-weird net trolls
- Contest a so-called ripe avocado
- ship the proper Christmas newsletter
- Defeat ISIS
- Take down multi-national companies
AND a lot, a lot MORE!
Joe Lycett x
* while you're trying to find information with taxes, quitting smoking, relocating condominium, love, divorce, schooling, healthcare or whatever really vital might i like to recommend talking to neighbors or kinfolk and never consulting a ebook through a comic who eats halloumi not less than two times a day.
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