By Elna Baker
it is lonely being a Mormon in long island urban. each year, Elna Baker attends the hot York local Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This 12 months, her Queen Bee gown (which consists of a funnel stinger caught to her butt) isn't really attracting the eye she'd expected. So once more, Elna reveals herself by myself, status on the punch bowl, stocking up on Oreos, a virgin in a room packed with thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky poultry. yet loneliness is not anything in comparison to what Elna feels while she loses 80 kilos, reveals herself all of sudden beautiful... and in love with an atheist.
overtly sincere, The ny nearby Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is Elna Baker's hilarious and heartfelt chronicle of her try and locate love in a urban packed with strangers and spot if she will be able to keep away from temptation and simply get by way of on God.
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